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A very cunty Christmas

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METAL SIGN

The perfect gift for Dad

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METAL SIGN

Display in your office or shop (if you dare)

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METAL SIGN

Display in your office or home for a laugh

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Personalised T-Shirts

PRINTING TIMEFRAME (3-7 DAYS)

We print all our t-shirts and hoodies to order.

Sizes from XS - 5XL

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Reviews from REAL customers - if we feature your review we will give you a coupon code for your next order

Thanks for the great service and I love my t-shirt. I think your store is absolutely hilarious! Wish I could buy one of everything!

Steve

I ordered a mug and travel mug for delivery to Scotland. I received these in today’s post and I just want to say thank you ever so much!! I absolutely love them and they arrived in perfect condition. Thank you again.

Julie

Thanks for the card you added to my last order. I found a very happy friend who has relos in NZ to send it to.

Jenny

I purchased one of your QR shirts for a chrissy present last
december and it was a big hit.

My mum (Lorretta) who is 75 liked it so much she made me order 2
more for her colleagues. 

Keep up the good work.

Grant

You're a legend! Thank you so much :) Just purchased! Regards, Rob

Rob

OMG haha I love your products! Did I just find our one stop shop for all c***s?

Michelle

Yes!! Love this, just placed an order for my cunty brother in law 

Deb

This is awesome! just ordered my partners Birthday present 

Courtney

Most fun I have had online shopping in ages!

Leona

Made To Order/Print On Demand

We personalise our products right here in our Melbourne warehouse.  We make everything to order. 

Contact us to find out more about custom designs or for wholesale orders.

Let customers speak for us

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Tee shirt

Well made tee, looks great

John Lloyd
Fuck Off I'm Social Distancing Tee FCUKOFF T-Shirt CRU01-1HT-24026
Fuck Off I'm Social Distancing Tee FCUKOFF T-Shirt CRU01-1HT-24026
Supercunt stubby holder

Absolutely love it,they look great and are made with good quality material, highly recommend

Christopher Stimpson
Supercunt Stubby Holder CRU26-40-8197
Supercunt Stubby Holder CRU26-40-8197
So much fun

Always get exactly as advertised. Highly recommend to anyone looking to gift a bit of fun

Kiri Parkin
Number Plate - W Anchor
Number Plate - W Anchor
Wonderful. Delivered in timely fashion with good communication.

Great product. Very happy

Catherine O'Shannassy
More shit I don't need - CRU09-746B-33009
More shit I don't need - CRU09-746B-33009
Top Cunts

Hey CRU Team. Love your gear
It was a hit with the team I purchased it for
I will be purchasing more from you in the future
There are so many Cunts that deserve the appropriate gifts

Thanks

Stephen Fordham
Boss Cunt Metal Laser Engraved Pens Pack of 5 - CRU10-PG14-13017
Boss Cunt Metal Laser Engraved Pens Pack of 5 - CRU10-PG14-13017

i love you cunts

Pat Bezzina
Number Plate - CUNT1 QLD PLATE
Number Plate - CUNT1 QLD PLATE
Fantastic!

Super happy with the candles they are amazing!

Jennifer Anderson
My Last Fuck Scented Candle
My Last Fuck Scented Candle

Perfect!

Jennifer Anderson
Calm The Fuck Down Scented Candle
Calm The Fuck Down Scented Candle
My favourite coffee mug!

It's made fantastically, very sturdy and the print is just epic really! I love it!!

Nicole Colombera
I Am Queen Cunt Off You Trot Peasant Coffee Mug Gift CRU07-92-11005
I Am Queen Cunt Off You Trot Peasant Coffee Mug Gift CRU07-92-11005
Funny, adult humour

Fast service, as described

Diane Hughes
Supercunt Stubby Holder CRU26-40-8197
Supercunt Stubby Holder CRU26-40-8197
Best Bag

A fkn awesome bag with the Cunts R Us logo on the opposite side.

I get lots of weird looks when I’m shopping at Coles.

Andy Blackburn
This bag is made 100% from recycled fucks that I didn't give Calico Bag - CRU09-746B-33012
This bag is made 100% from recycled fucks that I didn't give Calico Bag - CRU09-746B-33012

Step Away From The Fridge Fat Cunt Fridge Magnet CRU12-28-3102

Charlotte West
Step Away From The Fridge Fat Cunt Fridge Magnet CRU12-28-3102
Step Away From The Fridge Fat Cunt Fridge Magnet CRU12-28-3102
Great

Great

Simon Read
Another 7 Days Ya Cunts Daniel Andrews Coffee Mug CRU07-92-12168
Another 7 Days Ya Cunts Daniel Andrews Coffee Mug CRU07-92-12168
Awesome

Me n my mates ( girls n guys ) love the stubby holders. I’ve ordered more as more people want them. They are a hit

Andy Blackburn
The Cunt Club Stubby Holder CRU26-40-12147
The Cunt Club Stubby Holder CRU26-40-12147
Beautiful presentation

The perfect gift for my non Susan friend. Beautifully presented. Very pleased

Stephanie Brough
Every Weekend I Say To Myself "Susan You Have To Stop Drinking" Thankfully I'm Not Susan Candle CRU05-01-12169
Every Weekend I Say To Myself "Susan You Have To Stop Drinking" Thankfully I'm Not Susan Candle CRU05-01-12169