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Father's Day 2022

  • Even though I'm Not From Your Sack Stepfather Stepdad Coffee Mug Gift
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  • Thanks Dad For Not Pulling Out And Creating A Fucking Legend Coffee Mug
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  • Top Cunt Stubby Holder CRU26-40-8198
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  • Top Cunt Classic Double Sided Keyring CRU17-32-8198
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  • I'm Not From Your Sack Stubby Holder For Father's Day FDG26-40-26050
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  • Top Cunt Top Gun Boss Coffee Mug Gift CRU07-92-8198
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CUNTY CANDLES

  • Who's Awesome Not You You're A Cunt Scented Candle
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  • My Last Fuck Scented Candle
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RUDE notebooks

  • Stuff I Need To Do Eco Friendly Bamboo Notebook For Lazy People
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  • My Little Book Of All The Fucking Passwords I Have To Remember Eco Friendly Bamboo Notebook
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HOODIES

  • That Sounds Like A YOU Problem Black Hoodie Jumper CRU01-TP212H-30002
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  • Personalised Black Hoodie Jumper
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Thanks for the great service and I love my t-shirt. I think your store is absolutely hilarious! Wish I could buy one of everything!

Steve

I ordered a mug and travel mug for delivery to Scotland. I received these in today’s post and I just want to say thank you ever so much!! I absolutely love them and they arrived in perfect condition. Thank you again.

Julie

Thanks for the card you added to my last order. I found a very happy friend who has relos in NZ to send it to.

Jenny

I purchased one of your QR shirts for a chrissy present last
december and it was a big hit.

My mum (Lorretta) who is 75 liked it so much she made me order 2
more for her colleagues. 

Keep up the good work.

Grant

You're a legend! Thank you so much :) Just purchased! Regards, Rob

Rob

OMG haha I love your products! Did I just find our one stop shop for all c***s?

Michelle

Yes!! Love this, just placed an order for my cunty brother in law 

Deb

This is awesome! just ordered my partners Birthday present 

Courtney

Most fun I have had online shopping in ages!

Leona

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We personalise our products right here in our Melbourne warehouse.  We make everything to order. 

Our ceramic mugs are sublimation printed, our t-shirts, aprons, stickers and tea-towels are digitally printed and our bottles, pens and coasters are laser engraved using state of the art laser technology. 

Contact us to find out more about custom designs or for wholesale orders.

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