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  • Dan! Can You Fix Victoria? Nah I Fucked It Daniel Andrews Coffee Mug CRU07-92-12122
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  • Phillips Head Hex Head Flat Head Dick Head Coffee Mug CRU07-92-12128
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  • Fuck Off Cunt I'm Social Distancing Coffee Mug Gift CRU07-92-8231
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  • 1.5 Metres Now Fuck Off You Stupid Cunt Coffee Mug Gift CRU07-92-8226
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  • BOB! CAN YOU FIX VICTORIA? NAH ITS FUCKED Coffee Mug CRU07-92-12121
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  • I Don't Need Sex Daniel Andrews Fucks Me Every Day Coffee Mug CRU07-92-12119
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Father's Day COLLECTION

  • Even though I'm Not From Your Sack Stepfather Stepdad Coffee Mug Gift FDG07-92-26050
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  • Dad I'm Glad I Wasn't Just A Wank Mug CRU07-92-12107
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  • Personalised Thanks Dad For Not Pulling Out And Creating A Fucking Legend Coffee Mug CRU07-92-12018
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  • Top Cunt Stubby Holder CRU26-40-8198
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NEW!! THE PERFECT PRANK GIFT

  • **NEW** QR CODE Stickers You're A Cunt CRU18-23R-12147
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  • **NEW** QR CODE T-Shirt You're A Cunt CRU01-1HT-12147
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  • PERSONALISED Soy Scented Candle Gift Customise Your Text
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  • Who's Awesome Not You You're A Cunt Scented Candle
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  • Eau De Cunt Scented Candle
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  • Calm The Fuck Down Scented Candle
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  • My Love Is Like This Candle Scented Soy Candle
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  • My Last Fuck Scented Candle
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  • I Fucking Love You Scented Candle
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  • Classy As Fuck Scented Candle
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HOODIES

  • That Sounds Like A YOU Problem Black Hoodie Jumper CRU01-TP212H-30002
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  • FCUKOFF 1.5 Metres Social Distancing Black Hoodie Jumper CRU01-TP212H-30000
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  • Sorry I'm Late Black Hoodie Jumper CRU01-TP212H-30003
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  • RUDE Black Hoodie Jumper CRU01-TP212H-30004
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STUBBY HOLDERS

  • Top Cunt Stubby Holder CRU26-40-8198
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  • Back The Fuck Up Sprinkle Tits Stubby Holder CRU26-40-50015
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  • I'm Not From Your Sack Stubby Holder For Father's Day FDG26-40-26050
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  • Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, What A Cunt I Think You Are Stubby Holder CRU26-40-50003
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Reviews from REAL customers - if we feature your review we will give you a coupon code for your next order

Thanks for the great service and I love my t-shirt. I think your store is absolutely hilarious! Wish I could buy one of everything!

Steve

I ordered a mug and travel mug for delivery to Scotland. I received these in today’s post and I just want to say thank you ever so much!! I absolutely love them and they arrived in perfect condition. Thank you again.

Julie

Thanks for the card you added to my last order. I found a very happy friend who has relos in NZ to send it to.

Jenny

Hi Liz, Just wanted to give you some feedback, as my order has arrived. AWESOME!!!!!! I am so very happy with all of the mugs. All arrived safe and sound. Love them all. And thank you for your discount, very much appreciated. Hope to buy more. Many many thanks, Donna. One happy customer :) 

Donna

You're a legend! Thank you so much :) Just purchased! Regards, Rob

Rob

OMG haha I love your products! Did I just find our one stop shop for all c***s?

Michelle

Yes!! Love this, just placed an order for my cunty brother in law 

Deb

This is awesome! just ordered my partners Birthday present 

Courtney

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We personalise our products right here in our Melbourne warehouse.  We make everything to order. 

Our ceramic mugs are sublimation printed, our t-shirts, aprons, stickers and tea-towels are digitally printed and our bottles, pens and coasters are laser engraved using state of the art laser technology. 

Contact us to find out more about custom designs or for wholesale orders.

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