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Top Cunt Top Gun Boss Coffee Mug Gift CRU07-92-8198
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Top Cunt Stubby Holder CRU26-40-8198
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Top Cunt Classic Double Sided Keyring CRU17-32-8198
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Top Cunt T-Shirt Or Hoodie Top Gun Style
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Top Cunt Travel Mug CRU08-66-21000
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Top Cunt 1 Litre Drink Bottle Laser Engraved Gift - CRU08-68-21000
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Father's Day 2022
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Even though I'm Not From Your Sack Stepfather Stepdad Coffee Mug Gift
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Dad I'm Glad I Wasn't Just A Wank Mug
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Thanks Dad For Not Pulling Out And Creating A Fucking Legend Coffee Mug
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Any Design Stubby Holder Customised Personalised CRU26-40-50001
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I'm Not From Your Sack Stubby Holder For Father's Day FDG26-40-26050
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Where The Fuck Are My Keys Classic Double Sided Keyring CRU17-32-51001
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NEW - MEGA-PINT T-SHIRT
If you're a fan of Johnny Depp (or just wine in general) then you NEED this t-shirt! Available in any colour.
The best gift for your boss
Boss Bundle
Get 20% off when you buy this bundle which contains a Cunt In Charge mug, Cunt In Charge notebook and Boss Cunt pens x 5
CUNTY CANDLES
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Who's Awesome Not You You're A Cunt Scented Candle
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My Last Fuck Scented Candle
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RUDE notebooks
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Stuff I Need To Do Eco Friendly Bamboo Notebook For Lazy People
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My Little Book Of All The Fucking Passwords I Have To Remember Eco Friendly Bamboo Notebook
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That Sounds Like A YOU Problem Black Hoodie Jumper CRU01-TP212H-30002
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Personalised Black Hoodie Jumper
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We personalise our products right here in our Melbourne warehouse. We make everything to order.
Our ceramic mugs are sublimation printed, our t-shirts, aprons, stickers and tea-towels are digitally printed and our bottles, pens and coasters are laser engraved using state of the art laser technology.
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Loved the sticker. Great service. I just wish you'd change the company name as it's pretty offensive and I share an email with my wife who doesn't appreciate seeing the "C" word when scrolling through our mail.
Top Cunt Classic Double Sided Keyring CRU17-32-8198
Good quality great idea bought as a gift and they loved it
Fantastic products good quality will buy again
This was sent to me from a friend in Nz and all I can’t say is best birthday present ever
Communication, delivery and service was outstanding. Product arrived fast and in perfect condition. Thanks heaps. Will order again for sure. 😊
Love these amusing coolers such a individual touch friends love them too
I love the notebooks that I received, they make for a good addition to my home office.
Quality of Tshirt was good alot better than we thought it would be. Delivered with no issues at all. Birthday boy loved it.
My Mum really got a good laugh out of this mug
Thank you so much to Cunts R Us for the speedy processing and delivery, after I let them know I was a terrible daughter who left my Mum's gift too late.
Great service. Fast dispatch & delivery. Exceptional product.
Great tshirt bought it for a gift & he absolutely loves it great quality
Your 5 xl shirts are to short great quality but they are short compared to my other shirts I buy
No seriously, get this kind of thing for French people with a sense of humour, they’ll fucking love it
