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  • Who's Awesome Not You You're A Cunt Scented Candle **PRE-ORDER ONLY**
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  • My Love Is Like This Candle Scented Soy Candle **PRE-ORDER ONLY**
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  • My Last Fuck Scented Candle **PRE-ORDER ONLY**
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  • I Fucking Love You Scented Candle **PRE-ORDER ONLY**
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  • Eau De Cunt Scented Candle **PRE-ORDER ONLY**
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  • Classy As Fuck Scented Candle **PRE-ORDER ONLY**
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  • Chill The Fuck Out Scented Candle **PRE-ORDER ONLY**
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  • Calm The Fuck Down Scented Candle **PRE-ORDER ONLY**
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POPULAR RIGHT NOW - POLITICS & COVID

  • Dan! Can You Fix Victoria? Nah I Fucked It Daniel Andrews Coffee Mug CRU07-92-12122
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  • 1.5 Metres Now Fuck Off You Stupid Cunt Coffee Mug Gift CRU07-92-8226
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  • BOB! CAN YOU FIX VICTORIA? NAH ITS FUCKED Coffee Mug CRU07-92-12121
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  • I'm Sorry Coronavirus Ruined Father's Day What A Cunt Coffee Mug Gift CRU07-92-12096
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  • Don’t Blame It On The Sunshine Trump China Cunts Coffee Mug Gift CRU07-92-8228
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  • Fuck Off Cunt I'm Social Distancing Coffee Mug Gift CRU07-92-8231
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  • I Don't Need Sex Daniel Andrews Fucks Me Every Day Coffee Mug CRU07-92-12119
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  • Phillips Head Hex Head Flat Head Dick Head Coffee Mug CRU07-92-12128
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  • Wash Your Fucking Hands Cunt Cotton Teatowel CRU03-03-14009
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  • Get The Fuck Away 1.5 Metres Cunt Batman Cotton Teatowel CRU03-03-14008
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HOODIES

  • FCUKOFF 1.5 Metres Social Distancing Black Hoodie Jumper FDG01-TP212H-BLACK
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  • EAT PUSSY NOT ANIMALS Hoodie CRU01-TP212H-30001
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  • I'm With Dumb Cunt Funny Black Hoodie CRU01-TP212H-24036
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KEYRINGS

  • Top Cunt Classic Double Sided Keyring CRU17-32-8198
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  • Where The Fuck Are My Keys Classic Double Sided Keyring CRU17-32-51001
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  • Calm Your Tits Classic Double Sided Keyring CRU17-32-8198
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  • Personalised Classic Double Sided Keyring CRU17-32-51002
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Made To Order/Print On Demand

We personalise our products right here in our Melbourne warehouse.  We make everything to order. 

Our ceramic mugs are sublimation printed, our t-shirts, aprons, stickers and tea-towels are digitally printed and our bottles, pens and coasters are laser engraved using state of the art technology. 

Contact us to find out more about custom designs.

Testimonials

Thanks for the great service and I love my t-shirt. I think your store is absolutely hilarious! Wish I could buy one of everything!

Steve

I ordered a mug and travel mug for delivery to Scotland. I received these in today’s post and I just want to say thank you ever so much!! I absolutely love them and they arrived in perfect condition. Thank you again.

Julie

Thanks for the card you added to my last order. I found a very happy friend who has relos in NZ to send it to.

Jenny