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Reviews from REAL customers - if we feature your review we will give you a coupon code for your next order

Thanks for the great service and I love my t-shirt. I think your store is absolutely hilarious! Wish I could buy one of everything!

Steve

I ordered a mug and travel mug for delivery to Scotland. I received these in today’s post and I just want to say thank you ever so much!! I absolutely love them and they arrived in perfect condition. Thank you again.

Julie

Thanks for the card you added to my last order. I found a very happy friend who has relos in NZ to send it to.

Jenny

Hi Liz, Just wanted to give you some feedback, as my order has arrived. AWESOME!!!!!! I am so very happy with all of the mugs. All arrived safe and sound. Love them all. And thank you for your discount, very much appreciated. Hope to buy more. Many many thanks, Donna. One happy customer :) 

Donna

You're a legend! Thank you so much :) Just purchased! Regards, Rob

Rob

OMG haha I love your products! Did I just find our one stop shop for all c***s?

Michelle

Yes!! Love this, just placed an order for my cunty brother in law 

Deb

This is awesome! just ordered my partners Birthday present 

Courtney

Most fun I have had online shopping in ages!

Leona

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Made To Order/Print On Demand

We personalise our products right here in our Melbourne warehouse.  We make everything to order. 

Our ceramic mugs are sublimation printed, our t-shirts, aprons, stickers and tea-towels are digitally printed and our bottles, pens and coasters are laser engraved using state of the art laser technology. 

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great

great!

Elizabeth Gialelis
The Cunt Club Stubby Holder CRU26-40-12147
The Cunt Club Stubby Holder CRU26-40-12147
Travel mug and water bottle

Can’t review the mug as it was a pressie for my sister but if it’s as awesome as my water bottle then a HUGE 10/10!!!!! Absolutely LOVE it! I use it all throughout the day and just the fact I don’t have to struggle with it brings me the greatest pleasure! It also gets my point across when I don’t want to talk to people 😂

Thank you Cunts R Us! 100% satisfaction from me!

Sonja McCracken
Keep Calm And Don't Be A Cunt Travel Mug CRU08-66-21007
Keep Calm And Don't Be A Cunt Travel Mug CRU08-66-21007
Mug and keyring

My order was delivered a few days after my order and the company were very professional when I asked questions! Highly recommended.

VERONICA SHANNON
BOB! CAN YOU FIX VICTORIA? NAH ITS FUCKED Coffee Mug CRU07-92-12121
BOB! CAN YOU FIX VICTORIA? NAH ITS FUCKED Coffee Mug CRU07-92-12121
Great

Great mug and we all hate Dan

Ailsa Andrews
Dan! Can You Fix Victoria? Nah I Fucked It Daniel Andrews Coffee Mug CRU07-92-12122
Dan! Can You Fix Victoria? Nah I Fucked It Daniel Andrews Coffee Mug CRU07-92-12122
Mad

My partner loved it

Kylie Davey
Even though I'm Not From Your Sack Stepfather Stepdad Coffee Mug Gift FDG07-92-26050
Even though I'm Not From Your Sack Stepfather Stepdad Coffee Mug Gift FDG07-92-26050
Review

Love the mug. Got here quicker than I thought it would. It was very popular on my work zoom call

Jacki Bishop
Dan! Can You Fix Victoria? Nah I Fucked It Daniel Andrews Coffee Mug CRU07-92-12122
Dan! Can You Fix Victoria? Nah I Fucked It Daniel Andrews Coffee Mug CRU07-92-12122
Great products

Great products and fast delivery!

Nick Hart
Best Fucking Dad Ever Coffee Mug Gift Best Dad Ever Rude Version CRU07-92-12098
Best Fucking Dad Ever Coffee Mug Gift Best Dad Ever Rude Version CRU07-92-12098
Love the c*ntness gifts!

Love the stuff from this site.
Unique and awesome

Isabella Caccia
Shit Cunt Urban Dictionary Definition Coffee Mug Gift CRU07-92-8220
Shit Cunt Urban Dictionary Definition Coffee Mug Gift CRU07-92-8220
New version of an old classic

Love it!

Belinda
Row Your Boat - The Fuck Away From Me! Coffee Mug Gift CRU07-92-11024
Row Your Boat - The Fuck Away From Me! Coffee Mug Gift CRU07-92-11024
Cup

Very funny

Sharon Trimble
Dan! Can You Fix Victoria? Nah I Fucked It Daniel Andrews Coffee Mug CRU07-92-12122
Dan! Can You Fix Victoria? Nah I Fucked It Daniel Andrews Coffee Mug CRU07-92-12122
Great mug

In these times you need to remind c*nts to stay back lol LOVE IT

Kylie Thompson
1.5 Metres Now Fuck Off You Stupid Cunt Coffee Mug Gift CRU07-92-8226
1.5 Metres Now Fuck Off You Stupid Cunt Coffee Mug Gift CRU07-92-8226

OK- I'm A Cunt Coffee Mug Gift CRU07-92-12066

Jan Cochrane
OK- I'm A Cunt Coffee Mug Gift CRU07-92-12066
OK- I'm A Cunt Coffee Mug Gift CRU07-92-12066
Awesome

Bought it for my step dad who’s hard to buy for. It’s great!

S.
Even though I'm Not From Your Sack Stepfather Stepdad Coffee Mug Gift FDG07-92-26050
Even though I'm Not From Your Sack Stepfather Stepdad Coffee Mug Gift FDG07-92-26050
Best mug

Great mug - fantastic service

Kylie Thompson
I Am Queen Cunt Off You Trot Peasant Coffee Mug Gift CRU07-92-11005
I Am Queen Cunt Off You Trot Peasant Coffee Mug Gift CRU07-92-11005
Awsome

Thankyou for a cool shirt so new skooool

Kristyna Mejtska
Shit Cunt T-Shirt Adult Shit Aussie Definition Tee CRU01-1HT-24023
Shit Cunt T-Shirt Adult Shit Aussie Definition Tee CRU01-1HT-24023