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Reviews from REAL customers - if we feature your review we will give you a coupon code for your next order

Thanks for the great service and I love my t-shirt. I think your store is absolutely hilarious! Wish I could buy one of everything!

Steve

I ordered a mug and travel mug for delivery to Scotland. I received these in today’s post and I just want to say thank you ever so much!! I absolutely love them and they arrived in perfect condition. Thank you again.

Julie

Thanks for the card you added to my last order. I found a very happy friend who has relos in NZ to send it to.

Jenny

I purchased one of your QR shirts for a chrissy present last
december and it was a big hit.

My mum (Lorretta) who is 75 liked it so much she made me order 2
more for her colleagues. 

Keep up the good work.

Grant

You're a legend! Thank you so much :) Just purchased! Regards, Rob

Rob

OMG haha I love your products! Did I just find our one stop shop for all c***s?

Michelle

Yes!! Love this, just placed an order for my cunty brother in law 

Deb

This is awesome! just ordered my partners Birthday present 

Courtney

Most fun I have had online shopping in ages!

Leona

Made To Order/Print On Demand

We personalise our products right here in our Melbourne warehouse.  We make everything to order. 

Contact us to find out more about custom designs or for wholesale orders.

Let customers speak for us

from 139 reviews
Great stuff

Gifted this to a mate as a joke but have to say the service provided was brilliant and the quality of the product was excellent…highly recommend and would love to receive one back 😂

Alan
Top Cunt 500ml Drink Bottle Laser Engraved Gift CRU08-67-21000
Top Cunt 500ml Drink Bottle Laser Engraved Gift CRU08-67-21000

My friend loved it

Nicola Rouse
Who's Awesome Not You You're A Cunt Scented Candle
Who's Awesome Not You You're A Cunt Scented Candle
Pens

Rude pens were a hit for the c##t who has everything

Kerry Johnstone
*NEW* Week Of Rude Pens - CRU10-PG14-13036
*NEW* Week Of Rude Pens - CRU10-PG14-13036

Love the pens!!

JONATHAN BYE
I'm A Top Cunt Metal Laser Engraved Pens - CRU10-PG14-13005
I'm A Top Cunt Metal Laser Engraved Pens - CRU10-PG14-13005
Fast delivery

Very good service

Jade M Porter
I'm Feeling Stabby Pens - CRU10-PG14-13019
I'm Feeling Stabby Pens - CRU10-PG14-13019
Great items!

Everyone I gave them to loved the items, they’re not for everyone only the c*#ts!! 🤣

Paul Heard
I'm A Queen Cunt Stubby Holder CRU26-40-50006
I'm A Queen Cunt Stubby Holder CRU26-40-50006

Personalised Any Wording 500ml Drink Bottle Laser Engraved Gift - CRU08-67-21011

Ameeka Fanning
Personalised Any Wording 500ml Drink Bottle Laser Engraved Gift - CRU08-67-21011
Personalised Any Wording 500ml Drink Bottle Laser Engraved Gift - CRU08-67-21011

Awesome, very happy with the quality of both mugs I received 🙂

Patricia Balding
Best Fucking Cunt Ever Coffee Mug CRU07-92-12177
Best Fucking Cunt Ever Coffee Mug CRU07-92-12177
Great stubby holders

Great product at a good price

michael cordina
Fishing Fantasy Sexy Aussie Babes Stubby Holder Drink Cooler Holder
Fishing Fantasy Sexy Aussie Babes Stubby Holder Drink Cooler Holder
Deck sign

Wanted a sign to remember a good mate and was happy with the outcome.

Phil Edge
Personalised Wooden Sign For Man Cave
Personalised Wooden Sign For Man Cave
Hilarious

Love this item my manager was very overwhelmed, and she said it was all her to a T

Nana Love
Office Vocabulary Coffee Mug CRU07-92-12181
Office Vocabulary Coffee Mug CRU07-92-12181
Fucking beauty

Had a great laugh with these ones, cheers!

Jack
And Here We Fucking Go Again Shitshow Coffee Mug CRU07-92-12182
And Here We Fucking Go Again Shitshow Coffee Mug CRU07-92-12182
Great Gift Idea

The person I bought this for (and his wife) absolutely love it.
Buying the pack of five was well worth it since it means I get to use one at work as well.
All in all, it's also just a nice pen to use as well.

Leni
I'm Surrounded By Cunts Metal Laser Engraved Pens - CRU10-PG14-13006
I'm Surrounded By Cunts Metal Laser Engraved Pens - CRU10-PG14-13006
C O A T

Absolutely hilarious appropriate gift for appropriate person!!

Susan
There's No Cure For Being A Cunt Coffee Mug Gift CRU07-92-12038
There's No Cure For Being A Cunt Coffee Mug Gift CRU07-92-12038
Finally a site's that accommodates my sense of humour 😄

Awesome range and good quality for those of us that appreciate dark humour. Will definitely be a regular shopper.

Linda Sheehan
Cunt Ancient Term Stubby Holder CRU26-40-12017
Cunt Ancient Term Stubby Holder CRU26-40-12017